|
Have you ever taken a digital picture, thinking it an innocent rendition of an object
in the world around you, only to have the very forces of darkness and daemons from an era
long forgotten (if ever remembered) turn your art into a mass of squares and rectangles? If
so, you aren't alone.
Our internet field agent
who chooses to be known only as "light piercing the dark" has uncovered the truth
behind this pixel perturbance. Some men would have you believe that pixelation is an
unfortunate by-product of your computer's method of interperting image data, that monet
pioneered some form of art and TVs use picture tubes and this and that, on and on in a
mad dance of logic and words designed to confuse you and obfuscate the obvious truth.
You see, every square inch of that photograph has been composed by daemons who want your
soul.
I realize this may be hard to accept without some form of evidence for some foolish people.
That's why I've asked Light Piercing the Dark to use the following image. Unfortunately,
several of his links are broken, and his main site is down. I will post the following image
to preserve it for posterity, but will remove it upon request of the owner without question
or hesitation. This is not my work, and full credit (and financial support) should go to
the author if you appreciate his work.
By my count, there are 17 circles, 15 lines, and 6 distinct bright spots in the picture.
And as we all know, 17 minus 15 is 2, two times six is 12, and if you take the two sixes
in twelve and add the original six, you get... 666!!!!!
In a world where our digital cameras are powered by agents of Lucifer and the matrix, who
can we trust? Is there no escape from the jpegs and gifs of the fallen winged lords? I can't
offer much in the way of comfort here. All I can do is... ahh, screw it. If you can't take
a damn picture, it's not Satan's fault. It's yours.
|
