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Stories about otherworldly invaders and little green men are nothing new. We've had
stories about mysterious "others" since the dawn of time. Every rock you never turned
over had a faerie or goblin underneath, and everyone from the Nephilim to the Elder Gods
are just waiting for an opportunity to rise again, teach people all sorts of fun stuff,
and reclaim their rightful place at the top of earth's food chain. Some people even think
the miles long and perfectly straight lines at Nazsca (which only form recognizable figures
when seen from miles above the ground), pyramids, and even less lucid things like similarities
between stories of Russian chicken hut women and German chocolate house women. What motivates
these aliens isn't important, because, well, they're aliens. Maybe they want our resources.
Maybe they want to advance us to the point where they have someone to talk to. Maybe they
want to raise us to be their pawns in their losing battle in an ancient intergalactic struggle.
Maybe they just want to stick probes up your butt. Nonetheless, this happens to be one of
the most well documented (and unfortunately most easily fabricated) branch of Weekly Weird
stuff, with everything from eyewitness records of mating and feeding rituals, to hit dice
and experience values, and even convincing claims and evidence in the form of live captures
and video.
Does any of that make any of the theories presented below more credible? Hell no. These guys
are just nuts.
Ahh, but I see you've requested an audience with my leader.
The Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog of the Internet
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